Ariel Dreyer is a writer/creative/voiceover person who lives in Boston and haunts the internet.

She started writing copy for cash in the back of a Provincetown sex toy shop in 2009. Since then, she’s worked on campaigns for some brands you’ve probably heard of (and some you probably haven’t). Also, sometimes she records voiceovers in her closet.

Oh, you want an official thing listing places of employment and qualifications and all that jazz?

Okay, fine.